A person who throws cold water on any plans he himself doesn't think of. He always derides other people's ideas but never seems to have better ones of his own.
This is when you are having sex with a women and her period begins when you take a deep thrust. She then, to make up for it, gives you a blow job to clean it up.
Dude, I heard your girl is such a freak that she lets people hit it on the rag just so she can give out strawberry blow pops!