foldage

In a poker game, the pile of cards that are no longer in use because a player has folded his hand

Put your cards in the foldage

foldage by Antz83 April 25, 2006

beat up

1) (v) To injure physically in a fist fight.
2) (v) To have sex with (a woman).
3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person.
4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.

Getting beat up by that sumo wrestler and being run down by his beat up '85 Chevy Nova was quite a price to pay for having beat up his crack whore girlfriend, who ended up looking pretty beat up when I finally sobered up. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit popping Vicodin.

beat up by Nick D August 12, 2004

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99% sure

A phrase used when you think something is right but you really don't know jack shit.

Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business trip yet? I'm planning on bringin' some chicks over for a party.

Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.

Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.

99% sure by Jay Danger April 24, 2008