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Jake Forward 

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"

Font Junkie 

A person who is addicted to going to the Font Bar..
Font Junkies usually need to have they're 'fix' weekly and can usually be seen a Friday night.. Altho they are sometimes seen on other evenings..
Font Junkies, can become paranoid, angered, sexually frustrated and even violent if they can not receive they're fix..
Alex is such a Font Junkie that all his money is gone; from buying Vodka-Cokes at the Font...
Font Junkie by Charlie X July 16, 2008

nutcracking 

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!
nutcracking by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010
A hybrid of grey, and gray.
My dog is greay
Greay by hiomhem July 30, 2021
stupid ewhore cathoe
cathoe by wagonn December 31, 2021
a site were people write there queries or opinions and people vote on what they think
kind of like sites like MLIA
guy1: guess what?
guy2: i was on amirite all day
guy1: no but thats awesome
amirite by ninjasrlikecrack January 4, 2010

p.o.s.h. 

A popular definition seems to be that P.O.S.H was printed on tickets for P&O cruise ships in the early 20th century leaving India. These tickets were for the more desirable rooms which put you on the Port side going out and the Starboard side returning home as it kept you out of the sun and kept the room cool.

However, no tickets have ever been found which had P.O.S.H on the ticket.

Sources:
www.wikipedia.org
www.askoxford.com www.phrases.org.uk

I suggest that the mistake has been made from the full name of the Cruise Liner: Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Company. Maybe a printing error produced P.O.S.H rather than P.O.S.N.C

A more factual defintion still derives from a shipping term which does not seem to be suggested on the previous source sites.

When boats leave a harbour the shipping lanes work to the rule that you must stay to the left hand side like on U.K roads. When leaving a harbour you therefore keep the Port lights of the shipping lane on the left and the Starboard on the right. However, when returning you keep the starboard lights on the left and the Port lights on the right. Hence Port Out Starboard Home... P.O.S.H
Salcombe Harbour uses this Port Out Starboard Home or p.o.s.h. principle.
p.o.s.h. by Raberto September 8, 2008
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