When you do your significant other while simultaneously setting them on fire.

A smelly or dirty vagina; a woman having the same

Some one who leaves a cooler of beer on your front porch.

If you have been visited by the beer fairies you will receive a gift of beer out of the blue.
Before you enjoy this gift you must agree to 2 simple rules.

1, you must stop, relax, take a break and enjoy this gift right away.

2, you must restock the beer fairy cooler and become a beer fairy by delivering it to another deserving friend!
If you are unable to follow these rules do not open the cooler.
Instead call the beer fairy hotline (provided on cooler) and the gift will be picked up and shared with another thirsty soul.

Have the physical and genetic characteristics of Gary Busey

to 'go outrageously dumb at venues'.

pronounced- GO DAVE.

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.