Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.

We stand 13,000 strong. David Letterman called Adams St one of the top party streets in America. Celebrating anything and everything with a keg of Keystone. Macomb is the #1 distributor of Keystone in the country. We go to the Link for the drink specials, the Forum for the dancing, Two Dogs for the .25 beers, the Pace for the weekend specials and the beer garden, The Ritz for happy hour and fish bowls, Parkside for karaoke, Bootleggers for the martinis, the Cafe for the Quaaludes, and the Dog Pound for finals week. Happy hour is our favorite hour! We ride "Go West Transit" by day and the "Drunk Bus" by night. Maxim Magazine dubbed WIU as the Best Kept Secret in Illinois. We are the Leathernecks of Western Illinois. We come from near and far to live in Macomb. Purple and Gold are the colors and we wear them proud -We are Western Illinois University.

One of the world's best guitar shredders. Some people may refer to him as a "god" because he is very skilled at playing the guitar

The puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish

Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!

Jelena is so beautiful, like a mermaid, in a way that makes you weak on your knees every time you see her! And her EYES make you fall in love with her... She has the presence of a lioness, ferocious but majestic at the same time. When you see one Jelena in your life, please appreciate every single moment you have with her, because she deserves all that is good in our universe. Her beauty is outmatched only by her heart and her smile is so infectious. She even gives meaning to mundane stuff, such as a soulless Monday or a boring Thursday. Be careful, you won't find a woman such as her easily, but if you catch her attention, you will be the happiest man on Earth... If you ever find yourself in a low point in your life, go to Jelena, she will brighten your day the moment you lay eyes on her...
I can't wait to see Lena again, she makes me so happy...