George: dude, I have some snus, want to
go on a crus?
Greg: Sure, I'll bring the booze and weed
George: yeeeeee
Greg: I haven't gone crusing since my baby momma stole all my dro

drunk crunkweedpotsnustobacco

That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.

Who the fuck is this Tony Lewis asshole?

My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.

MTV is so gay, I wish I was watching BlankTV instead.

-Ew, why did you puke on me?
-Im just gulching...