velvet vise

Kenny finally had sex with Katie. At first, he didn't really like her, but now he's caught in the the velvet vise.

velvet vise by E.H.H. December 1, 2007

Natalie

A hot Asian chick who is lowkey horny and has a nice smile. She’s very optimistic all the time but she’s also got her internal problems.

You know Natalie?
Yeah she fucked a bunch of dudes. I wish I was one of them

Natalie by skontix November 24, 2021

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Blowscone

A scone received in exchange for sex often oral sex.

Im so hungry i'd settle for a Blowscone.

Blowscone by Wild Shirt Star February 8, 2015

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EdgyCunt

Phantom

You EdgyCunt

EdgyCunt by Bellsaur August 27, 2022

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Nipper/Nippa

Trying to say the n-word without being racist.

Person: *saying racist jokes*
Person2: Bro I’m Black
Person 1: Sorry my nipper/nippa

Nipper/Nippa by Skywalker The III June 12, 2023

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Erst

a sweet beast, esp. a football player;

originates from Garrison Hearst

You are such an Erst; I sweat you so badly.

Erst by Annan E. Muss December 10, 2004

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Shoot myself in the face

When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.

When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...

You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".

Shoot myself in the face by Capn Caveman July 20, 2010

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