Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’
ll ever get to meet. Witty,
smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how
hard his
day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy
day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But
don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to
jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him
tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that
juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never
seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s,
no doubt.”