Urban Dictionary
nonions
a person who relies on state benefit and dresses from charity shops, normally from the north east of england with bleached hair and if male black moustache.
charlie chuck, kajagoogoo, jeremy kyle/trisha participents.
he looked like a total nonions, how nonions is he?, the nonions has his benefit check so we wont see him.
he looked like a total nonions, how nonions is he?, the nonions has his benefit check so we wont see him.
nonions by tim perkins October 16, 2006
dungchello
dungchello by Dirty Dick Mcgee April 20, 2019
Szafranski’d
When a project/trip takes far longer than it should take or costs more than it should cost, but only because of outside influences, and things that cannot be prepared for.
Getting stuck behind a driver who goes under the speed limit, doesn’t use turning lanes backing traffic up, and doesn’t appear to be going anywhere, just out driving around to make you late. Thus causing you to wonder whether or not said people are real, or just out to get in the way like in the Truman show.
Example: You have a 30 minute drive ahead, so you leave 40 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and arrive 1 minute late. Next time you leave 50 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and still arrive 1 minute late. So next time you leave 1 hour in advance, and then arrive 35 minutes early.
Trying to save a little money when completing a project by purchasing the cheaper of 2 items, only to end up having to go back and purchase the more expensive item anyways. Thus costing significantly more than anticipated because you had to purchase the item twice. Then, getting stuck behind a slow driver while making several trips to purchase said items.
Getting stuck behind a driver who goes under the speed limit, doesn’t use turning lanes backing traffic up, and doesn’t appear to be going anywhere, just out driving around to make you late. Thus causing you to wonder whether or not said people are real, or just out to get in the way like in the Truman show.
Example: You have a 30 minute drive ahead, so you leave 40 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and arrive 1 minute late. Next time you leave 50 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and still arrive 1 minute late. So next time you leave 1 hour in advance, and then arrive 35 minutes early.
Trying to save a little money when completing a project by purchasing the cheaper of 2 items, only to end up having to go back and purchase the more expensive item anyways. Thus costing significantly more than anticipated because you had to purchase the item twice. Then, getting stuck behind a slow driver while making several trips to purchase said items.
I left the house and the first car I got behind szafranski’d me all the way there.
We were late because we got szafranski’d.
I ended up getting szafranski’d while working on my project.
We were late because we got szafranski’d.
I ended up getting szafranski’d while working on my project.
Szafranski’d by Truman show May 6, 2021
marcera
marcera by Adam Black May 3, 2005
Patitic
Patitic by El Pensador December 29, 2024