Otp, means on the phone

a phrase to be used when you have made a mistake and suddenly realise your error.

confused + puzzled + -lated?

confuzzled with a '-lated' added on the end for fun.

something everyone seems to have a problem with when they should really just shut the hell up and get on with their own lives.

when your friend is blacked out, either from drinking too much or just passed out due to lack of sleep. Also piles wide is an easier way to say “kids out!”