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female twink 

Female Twink is described as a short, skinny, cute, boy-ish lesbian who's into tough "mamma bear" figures. Female Twinks are small and defenceless, therefore commonly partner with older more masculine ladies as a form of support and protection. The best way to describe a Female Twink is a gay boy trapped in a lesbian body.
Woah, her girlfriend looks tough. She must me a Female Twink.
female twink by Zeroth where December 28, 2016
dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
Douche' by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Come, I wanna show you summin.
summin by przemyslaf November 27, 2006
An extremely hot creature that will haunt you in your'e dreams. It is said to have a shark fin, a long feathery chicken wing. Alongside with a bunny tail, the Docco has the face of a 40 year old perverted man. The Docco is a man of many ways, he is capable of more than you can imagine. He walks on two legs scary isn't it?
Fuck I saw Docco in my sleep he was washing his handsome bod vigorously
docco by Hotpaprikababy July 15, 2017

Having a puff 

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe
"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"
Having a puff by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016
"yo john just bleeped me"
Nextel by mike March 24, 2005
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