Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Edgelord garble used by beta-males use when they're butthurt some woman who they thought they were entitled to (via identity politics or otherwise) wouldn't give them the time of day.

An asshole, usually belonging to a girl who prefers normal sex over buttseks, hence "less travelled"

I personally enjoy buttseks.

A small amount.

repetitive sneezing; five or more. Also see grandma sneezures.

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them