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Dusty Minge Fart 

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.
Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!

bopfoolery

when someone commits the act of being a bop/hoe/whore/slut
Person 1: Stacy just fucked a third guy in the same night!

Person 2: Thats some bopfoolery right there
BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019

kwethluk 

Welcome to Kwethluk!
kwethluk by Kwethlukiak March 29, 2017
A condition largely encountered by the olds (especially in big cities with heavy traffic), defined as the regret of making big plans that involve large groups of people (parties, group dinners, concerts, etc), instead of curling up at home with a good book/Netflix/etc. Stands for Fear of Missing the Opportunity to Miss Out. A variant of flaking.
When I was drunk, I made plans to go that show at the Bowl on Saturday with Sara, Jake and their work friends, but the next morning, I woke with a bad case of FOMOMO.
FOMOMO by LOW COMPANION June 30, 2022

rbdhbrdhbdhrbdhbrhdbrh 

its to show you're bored confused or having a choke
person 1: "hey you good"
person 2: "rbdhbrdhbdhrbdhbrhdbrh"
person 1: "WHAT THE F*CK"
rbdhbrdhbdhrbdhbrhdbrh by just_rand0m February 26, 2025

Hinge-ing 

Edging to your matches on a dating app
Bro, I know you're struggling lately but the Hinge-ing has to stop, you're scaring your roommates.
Hinge-ing by (fish gag) May 4, 2024
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