the stony residue from burnt coal or from a furnace.

Whilst wanking off two cocks, At the point of ejaculation hold them both in front of your eyes.

The capital city of Moldova, a charming enclave of underwhelming but affordable tourist sites set amongst thousands of slamming hot broads. Has decent wine, superb peaches, and a friendly population with a propensity for working abroad. No skiing.

It's a reference to Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds, but instead of drugs it's a euphemism for taking a shit

An MP5 file is a 3D video format that is meant to be played on a Chinese 3D video display device. MP5 files are significantly different from MP4 files. Like MP4 files, MP5 files are encoded using a custom MPEG-like codec that can store vertices, triangles, faces, and layered video information. They are really optimized, support multiple layer counts (2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64 and even 128 interlaced), each layer has an alpha; and inbetween the layers could be 3D models with keyframes. The devices that can play those are often really expensive, available to buy only in China, and the software that can create such videos has not yet been fully implemented to use the whole potential of those new on the market devices.

When you nut on the back of a fat girl