Quank

A pathetic attempt at self satisfaction that ends in nothing but a dry and painful humiliation.

You think your sex life is bad, I could only muster a quank last night... My ego is almost as bruised as my dick ☹️

by Notts2019 February 27, 2022

Manny

A man's arsehole that has been subjected to such abuse it's now soft and mushy like that of a fanny (vagina)

Whilst the money was good. His onlyfans adventure had left him with a Manny

by Notts2019 October 21, 2021

Chaviar

A nasty grey Slab of deep fried fish eggs from the chippy. The council estate dwellers feast on this in some pathetic attempt to appear sophisticated.

I went to the chippy last night. It must be giro day all around me was the lights of LA Gear and the stentch of chaviar

by Notts2019 October 21, 2021

Bicockulars

Whilst wanking off two cocks, At the point of ejaculation hold them both in front of your eyes.

I had look through the bicockulars last night. I couldn't see fuck all, but my eyes don't half sting!!!

by Notts2019 October 21, 2021