when you're older and all the anime boys that you like stay the same and you become an old hag and you start gooning while hagmaxxing ooooowaahhhhhh

Drinking coffee and grading papers.

Using info found / trusted with online to completely discredit someone to the point they smash their modem (Or equivalent)

Like the snuggie, but there is a hole in the crotch area for easy access...

Don't worry guys, now the warmth and comfort of the snuggie has been combined with the ease and manageability of NOT wearing a snuggie! With a stain resistant, scotch-guarded ring, now you can scratch it, shift it, or you could just spend an afternoon pulling on it.

A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.

A boy that cares about you more than himself. He'll want to text you constantly but won't know what to talk about or how to keep a conversation going. He gets uncomfortable talking about things that have hurt him or you in the past like family problems or bad thoughts, and he's pretty sensitive. He wants to cuddle or spoon with your every chance he can. You can lay with him on a couch for hours literally just enjoying each others warmth. He wants to do more but he's scared he'll do something wrong. He'll invite you over just to be with you. But overall, no one will really like him, and he'll never be with anyone.