Chris is a guy who loves to be funny and make memes. He loves to play super smash bros and loves his Nintendo switch. He’s a really great guy and if u get to know him he has a great personality.

When a guy doesn't want to complicate the relationship with sex, and places the female (or male, that's cool too...) in the forlorn friendzone. Basically this shit almost never happens

existing from birth.

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.

Another name for a cougar, an older woman who was really hot back in the day but is still appreciated today by guys who kids 20 years ago. She still likes her men young and can still get them.

Originally from the 1980's sitcom, Full House, is now used to describe one whom feeds off another family, ala a parasite, and finds refuge in that hosts basement.

See also Andy Morris, not to be confused with Zach Morris, from another 1980's sitcom, Saved by the Bell.