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Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
A person seen as having brutish hunkish qualities, inventor of thunderfucking
Wow, you got thunderfucked by matas?
matas by thepenguinmeister September 29, 2013

David dobrik 

Funniest YouTuber in the whole world
Someone: Who is your fav youtuber?

Me: David Dobrik, duh *flips hair*
David dobrik by Shaneisaqueen February 18, 2019

to read a book 

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
to read a book by Monkey! December 3, 2004

Hangover 

When you try to commit suicide but you didn't do it.
He had a hangover but he's now a millionare.
Hangover by Sgjdbo October 30, 2017

Minecraft Sucks 

Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.
Minecraft Sucks by Oh Noez765 December 9, 2019
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