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Brent Hately 

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.
Brent Hately by BortOPotty October 27, 2023

piperaper 

A person who will usually without permission help themselves to your stash, specifically to 'rape' the dregs in your meth pipe
I can't believe Matt smoked my whole 8-ball he's such a piperaper!
piperaper by goreykimi March 4, 2009
He is one of the best people in the world but he is super rare if you know a guy with that name he is probably generous and very handsome. He could by your boyfriend or husband
as a name (Biordi) for male
Biordi by Biordi November 20, 2021
A funny, beautiful, energetic, loving girl. She makes the most amazing

girlfriend and if you ever get an abiola make sure to never let her go. She

makes me so happy and i dont know what i would do without her.
Your girlfriend is such an abiola keep her forever
abiola by anabiolalover December 15, 2013
Trying to, or the act of picking up a girl.
"Hey guys, watch me go wheel that broad."
-or-
"I've totaly been wheeling this chick from work".
wheel by JohnyBarber December 4, 2003
Jagsy is a nickname for Jagoda. Jagsy is a polish-hungarian girl who is literally in love with making memorable moments. She romanticizes every second of her day wearing pink and pretending to be a princess. She loves attention. She loves showing the word how perfect she is and making everyone jealous of it. She makes a lot of guys stare after her, but when she finds her significant other, she stays loyal until they hurt her so bad she forgets how precious she is. Jagsy loves french, hello kitty, poems and her makeup bag. She loves luxury but hates when people choose money over her. On the other hand, Jagoda has the purest heart on this planet. She is the moment.
Jagsy is my girl, she is so perfect!
Jagsy by shewearspink April 4, 2023
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