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Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.
stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"

Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*
Hoesly by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011

hurricane haley 

A reigning "scene queen" made famous by a Forever the Sickest Kids song titled "Hurricane Haley" written by her ex boyfriend of the band, firecrotch Caleb Turman. There's an ongoing joke in the scene world that once you've known/hooked up with Haley your band gets big. She's been seen/rumored with members of Bring Me The Horizon, Cobra Starship, Sing it loud, Bleeding Through, and Farewell. She and her friends pride themselves on their good looks, style, and being guest listed for every show ever.
"THERES A HURRICANE IN THE FORECAST"
"SOOOOO HURRICANE HALEYS GOING TO BE AT THE SHOW TONIGHT?"

"OMG THAT OUTFIT IS SO HURRICANE SEASON"

Kojima Slut

one who buys anything that Hideo Kojima produces.
Oh my God, you bought the Metal Gear Solid regular edition AND day one edition? Youre such a little Kojima Slut
Kojima Slut by Perlynuttz September 11, 2020

Mrs. T-boss 

An epic English teacher whom makes weird sounds throught her life time. She is sure to be at the top of anyone's charts. CHEAKS ON THE CHAIR!!!
Yo! Have you seen Mrs. T-Boss today?
Yah she be ballin!!
Mrs. T-boss by ChelseaLaughs April 21, 2011

marilyn manson

One of the greatest musicians ever.One of the few metal bands That (These days)makes music without just screaming.Is an artist, collage professor?(Ive herd from new he is but news isnt very reliable)most blacks or white guys who act black hate him(except eminem) because he makes good music and doesnt just talk and call it a song.His older songs were filled with biblical refrences(Little horn is one of the best) because he was a hardcore christian at one time.TRUE Gothics(theres Few left) hate him because they Blame him for all the posers around who say hes goth.He cant control what they say.Get over it.Most other people hate him because he looks diffrent and acts diffrent.They blame him for just about everything(Im surprised the war in Iraq or 911 wasnt blamed on him) like columbine(The kids didnt like his music even), suicides, or any other trouble with teens or adults that like his music.He DID NOT Get his ribs out to give himself a bj(well...he was pissed cause he wasnt getting any sex and just said he was going to but never did).HE DOESNOT HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS.Those were prosthetic things for the cover of his album and the video for it.He is going to be married soon so he isnt gay(bisexual though).
Oh my gawd!My son just got hit by a car! Its marilyn mansons fault!
marilyn manson by EatWAFFLES April 1, 2005

pool poop 

A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.

A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!

Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!

Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!
pool poop by geewhizwhatapoop February 5, 2014
"lets LGBT!"
"sure!"
LGBT by Cipher0404 November 18, 2022
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