fat badge

A stain on your clothing, especially a shirt, resulting from the sloppy eating of greasy food. Any greasy stain on clothing.

1. After winning the corn-dog eating contest, Carl wore his fat badge with pride, knowing that no detergent known to man would ever remove it.

2. Ah, I guess I'll throw this shirt out... I don't want anyone to see my fat badge.

fat badge by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006

Skincraft

I just saw an ad for a game. It was called *Skincraft*

This cannot be blank soooo I just typed something here and Skincraft!!

Skincraft by Skincraft January 18, 2019

Riconizer

A purtorican know it all.

Hey I need my car fixed ! Ask my neighbor he's a real riconizer.

Riconizer by River bend bender July 14, 2021

School

A place were you literally are dying inside

"Dude I hate school"

School by Boo_I_am_a_spooky_Ghost December 15, 2022

Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.

"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."

Second Hand Period by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013

fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.

Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.

fry can by platypus420 April 1, 2024

Karl MaloWned

ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.

Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"

Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.

Karl MaloWned by the entire ImpalaSSforum.com member section July 16, 2008

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