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Urban Dictionary

A fearless man that will face anyone, he is handsome and one may come to you before his time. Ladies love him but he can be nice to a fault but don’t get him angry.
I’ll go face to face with anyone. Call me Kijuan.
kijuan by Kijuan November 23, 2021
1.) "And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
This is not her story"

-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

2.) The person how some people believe existed and was a prophet/demigod. People now run around and kill things because of it for no good reason.
1.) The year 1984 (years after that guy Jesus kicked the bucket)
2.) "In the name of the Lord I will now run my sword though you in an extremly painful way!!!"
Jesus by Vishnu II December 31, 2009

Penguined 

The penguin is a mysterious sexual act that involves a rotten fish and an umbrella.
For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.

He really got penguined behind the wal mart.
This is a word that is used when pointing at something of meaning to those around you.
It can also be used in times of extreme excitement, eg. when you think of an idea.
Mike," so whats on TV tonight?"
You, " HEEEE."
Mike, "WTF?"
You, " i just figured out what would happen if you put fire inside a petrol tank."
HEEEE by steve April 19, 2005
Why does no one ever eat the crut!!?
Crut by **Ria** July 11, 2020
A homosexual male who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).
Gay man 1: So, are you a top or a bottom?
Gay man 2: Actually, I’m just a side.
Side by Cappy1 October 8, 2018
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