girlfriend tax

Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.

"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"

girlfriend tax by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

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pogopota

The name of the most awesome person in the universe.

God, pogopota is so awesome.

pogopota by pogopota September 5, 2023

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scrotum slammer

A male who feverishly "slams" scrotums in his mouth.

Similar to a fag, or homo

"Chris shut the fuck up you scrotum slammer!!"

scrotum slammer by iitswhereitsat June 14, 2006

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ten goods

The maximum number of "goods" you can give when someone exclaims "How good is it?!"

Guy: Mate, did you see insert random movie here? How good is it?!

Other guy: It was ten goods!

ten goods by Ken_ December 24, 2007

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Mallory

Mallory.
How can you define her with words?

The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.

Someone so incredibly charismatic,

You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.

Mallory gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.

Mallory by BabygirlJay July 17, 2014