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Garfunkel 

When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep
Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.
Garfunkel by SlimeyT March 2, 2024
A flirty girl who has a charming laugh! She always knows what to say, and will always have the people that she cares for backs’. She’s amazing and gorgeous but doesn’t understand her worth as much as she should. She’s a very strong person and very caring, just never get on her bad side.
“Sicily is named after the Sicels people”

“ That’s a great history name-Siceli”
Siceli by Urban-nabrU August 4, 2022
A Very skinny Feminine Male who waits outside nursery schools with a Db. He is so messed up in the head he is defo on his way to hell.he also rapes people in bushes then runs
Judge: why did u bring this man to court
Victim: he did a umz on me
Umz by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020
Ach du liebe! Vehais essen mine Weiner schnitzel du ashluck!
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"
Du huntsknoken, vehais essen mine schnitzel du alte coo!
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"
schnitzel by Mike the Grrman May 18, 2016

Beast Mode 

To be in a state of adrenaline, usually refers to someone wh is doing something ver well currently.
When Gio was fucking jasmin softly she yelled out "beast mode!"
Beast Mode by Tawny May 10, 2003

douche canoe 

A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
douche canoe by Skirish April 25, 2010
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