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Batesian Libertarianism 

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

flint shit 

Worthless. A joke: your a pile of rotten shit. A fly on a pile of shit.
Your flint shoi ain't worth a dam. : don't listen to him. He isn't worth a flint shit.
flint shit by rigwittig October 23, 2015

I don't even curr 

An expression used to convey the extent that one does not care about something in a ghetto-like manner, while still remaining white.
Example:
Yvonne: "Hey Erin, you should fake bake sometime. You're so white you're almost transparent."
Erin: "I don't even curr. Tan people can kiss my arse."

The Juggler 

when masterbating the person pulls the penis off to one direction and when in swings tward the other prepared hand it does on stroke and then the cylce is repeted
dude i totally did the juggler yesterday
The Juggler by NinjaZack!!! August 26, 2008

Google Jockey  

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.
Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
Google Jockey by Jewash December 18, 2008

Dicknastics 

The act of a very small woman, maybe a dwarf or japanese lady, performing all sorts of athletic feats on the erect penis of a large male.
'Oh my god last night. That geisha in Bangkok sure is good at dicknastics
Dicknastics by sbfssdgdsg December 31, 2009
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