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Calamari 

The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.
"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
Calamari by CockFlapJohnson September 5, 2013
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fotiaaa by Fotia May 2, 2021
an optimistic mindset for a person that doesn't care about anything else but themselves
their entire goal is to stay up, put everything else below them and continue living life no matter what
reaches the lowest point of their lives
"ion even care bro im still way2up"
way2up by ibrokemy900 March 31, 2023

rip the skin 

Something which can happen if a man pulls on his dick too hard.

Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all. It gets bigger when I pull on it; sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!
rip the skin by bonespook November 8, 2019

Bottle Twat 

a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob

Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
ME: I went out with Chasity last night.

BOB: Did you fuck her?

ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
Bottle Twat by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
Alex is such a very unique girl. She isn't a try-hard at all! Surprisingly, she doesn't even give much effort yet already popular. Most people tend to get jealous of her and copy her. It's basically kind of a DREAM for a persom to hang out with her. Those who are her friends are lucky because they have the most luckiest person as a friend in their life. She is also very cute yet annoying. Once she has warmed up with you, she will treat you like she is your little sister! Though she gets really annoyed when people copy her, she is slightly proud that she is basically a 'role-model' for them!
Girl: I am popular now because I hang out with Alex

Boy: OMG!! lol Alex is sooo funny and cute!

Boy: Her awkward faces are so weird and funny yet so amazing! I can't even do that!

Girl: I wish I could Ben just like her!
Alex by •Anonymouse• June 13, 2018
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