A dark entity; Habitat is within a 5 yard radius from front porch. Night visibility is difficult to an untrained eye, special equipment needed.

Two Orphan Girls & The Clown by Werley Nortreus is a work of adventure, religious, and domestic fiction about two orphaned sisters, Zabella and Irvette Xroy, who are abandoned at a Catholic orphanage, face hardship, and are eventually helped by a mysterious clown named Monsieur Nortreus

The name for the joke of a school otherwise known as North Carolina State University. Inferior to their “rival” UNC-Chapel Hill in academic and athletics, especially in men’s basketball.

Man-Child With A Gun. A product of internet gun culture, he loves (very specific parts of) the Constitution, and wants everyone to know it. (It ain't his fault wimminfolk and culluds weren't considered "people" when it was written. Take it up with The Founders.) Learned all he needs to know about firearms from video games and politics from internet. Always looking for an excuse to be self-righteously belligerent. Sees himself as a self-taught elite operator, but couldn't blend into a crowd to save his life.

The McWag is frequently found open carrying at a local McDonalds, wearing flipflops and an off-the-shelf AR with a ton of Chinese tacticool accessories stuck to it, or crashing political rallies that have nothing to do with him.

When you Erect other people

Often a short and funny person and sometimes gets picked on but he is pretty cool with a very high pitched voice