"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"
"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"
A person socially outsourced (see definition) but mainly for the sake of jealousy, intrigue, or narcissistic supply.
Socialite #1
"wow...did you see Greg buddy-buddy with that guy he barely met at the wedding last night?"
Socialite #2
"its just a BFFS (best friend for show), man.
Socialite #1
"yeah...that makes me really sad because he used to be my best friend, before I f'd his gf...so... I'm going to flame him, now. Did you know one time he...."