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Urban Dictionary

1: The finger version of phone tag.

2: When you text back and forth without getting to the next step - having an actual phone call or meeting in real time. This written banter can lead to frustration if a phone call or meeting is delayed.
Text Message Sent: I'm sick of playing thumb-tag. For all I know you dirty dog could be texting me!

Text Message Received: Did you just call me a dirty dog? RRRuff ruff!

Text Message Sent: How about calling me instead? I don't bark like that dog of yours. :)

Since the sender texts people too often, her spelling stamina started to decline. She wrote "you" instead of "your", not knowing she referred to her friend as a dog. Her friend (receiver) then acts like he was insulted so he can provoke the sender to text more. The sender realizes the receiver is playing thumb tag and declares that she wants to use her voice instead.
thumb tag by upcloseandhonest January 14, 2009

dirty kaan 

A dirty kaan is one of which when a turkish immigrant runs out of a bush in the middle of the night but naked chasing you until they catch your white ass
Oh my god its a dirty kaan!
dirty kaan by Slaprabbit April 2, 2020

franklin regional 

A school where everyone’s on drugs.and snakes slithering in the halls. The teachers up your ass because of there low pay. Also where lots of wealthy people send the kids and everyone’s snotty and rude. The schools outrageous taxes allow them to build a 53 million dollar school because like why not.
Oh your rich ? U must go to franklin Regional
franklin regional by Bored24/7 September 7, 2019
An amazing person who can be very anti social and sometimes depressed. Heavan's are very nice once you get to know one though!
Person:Oh look at that girl she looks so sad
Other person: Oh its probably a Heavan
Heavan by UwU gamer girl 1234 December 16, 2019

Procrastabatorsale 

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!
Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!
Procrastabatorsale by Conspear September 4, 2020

Puerto Rican Kiss of Death 

When pooping, you dick or balls hit the inside of the bowl.
I was droppin a deuce at Dawn's house when I got a Puerto Rican Kiss of Death.
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