"Dude this nasty chick gave me a a crusty clayton last night, and i i think she liked it, i wont be calling her anymore".

Na she is all talk about her blowjobs she’s a tadger tourist

Julia went back to her cheating boyfriend, even after she she found out what he had done. She’s such a sottona.

And too your left Billy, you can see Cindy over there, that ugly mook head.

Man 1: did you use any protection with Suzzie?

Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.