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Sottona 

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Italian juvenile slang for a girl who is so in love and obsessed with her crush/boyfriend that she would do anything to please them
Giulia è proprio una sottona, va dietro a quel ragazzo anche se non le da filo da torcere”
“Giulia is such a sottona, she keeps going for that guy even if he’s not giving her a chance
Sottona by crystaleyes July 14, 2018

The Suttonator 

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A machine, patented by The English Department Ltd, and designed purely to be possibly the most anti-social and hated contraption ever created.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.
The Suttonator: I didn't spend 3 years at Oxford University to deal with badly behaved children! I've got my degree, I've done my GCSEs; I don't give a monkeys about you lot!
The Suttonator by Actiasluna April 26, 2009

sottone 

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in italian, the word is used to describe a guy who cares so much for his significant other and would probably do anything in the world just to make them happy.
x: martino ha paccato la scuola solo per seguire niccolò fino a milano, è proprio un sottone

x: martino skipped class just to follow niccolò in milan, he's such a sottone
sottone by italiandumbass July 19, 2019

Sottone 

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In the italian slang, someone who will always forgive the person they have a crush on even if that person treats them badly. In general, the one who cares more about the relationship
X: Alex was left on read but she wants to text them again
Y: he really is a sottone

sottopalla 

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Italian word defining the idyllic part of your body right under your genitals. Do not mix it with the word scrotum as scrotum is linked to skin, sottopalla is a state of mind. Its taste and smell are gorgeus. God forged sottopalla and then human beings.
Teacher:"Flavio Giuseppe what are you doing under the desk?"
F.G.:"Just checking my sottopalla's purity and pussy-seizing ability. I do care about preserving its world-conquering attitude".
Teacher:"OK then"
sottopalla by Emaparvus May 3, 2016

sottone 

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In italian language, the term is used to describe a very submissive boyfriend, that withdraws his rights and preferences just to appear a good guy for a girl he likes. It's like "submissive" but more related to everyday life than sex.
Pensa che la sua fidanzata abbia torto, ma non glielo vuole dire per non farla dispiacere, è proprio un sottone.
sottone by RADQnico December 11, 2021
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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