Italian slang for a person who would do anything for their partner/ crush, therefore often ends up being played or hurt.
Julia went back to her cheating boyfriend, even after she she found out what he had done. She’s such a sottona.
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“Giulia è proprio una sottona, va dietro a quel ragazzo anche se non le da filo da torcere”
“Giulia is such a sottona, she keeps going for that guy even if he’s not giving her a chance”
“Giulia is such a sottona, she keeps going for that guy even if he’s not giving her a chance”
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A machine, patented by The English Department Ltd, and designed purely to be possibly the most anti-social and hated contraption ever created.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.
The Suttonator: I didn't spend 3 years at Oxford University to deal with badly behaved children! I've got my degree, I've done my GCSEs; I don't give a monkeys about you lot!
by Actiasluna April 26, 2009
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x: martino ha paccato la scuola solo per seguire niccolò fino a milano, è proprio un sottone
x: martino skipped class just to follow niccolò in milan, he's such a sottone
x: martino skipped class just to follow niccolò in milan, he's such a sottone
by italiandumbass July 19, 2019
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by Tipica ragazza italiana August 24, 2018
Get the Sottone mug.Italian word defining the idyllic part of your body right under your genitals. Do not mix it with the word scrotum as scrotum is linked to skin, sottopalla is a state of mind. Its taste and smell are gorgeus. God forged sottopalla and then human beings.
Teacher:"Flavio Giuseppe what are you doing under the desk?"
F.G.:"Just checking my sottopalla's purity and pussy-seizing ability. I do care about preserving its world-conquering attitude".
Teacher:"OK then"
F.G.:"Just checking my sottopalla's purity and pussy-seizing ability. I do care about preserving its world-conquering attitude".
Teacher:"OK then"
by Emaparvus May 3, 2016
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Pensa che la sua fidanzata abbia torto, ma non glielo vuole dire per non farla dispiacere, è proprio un sottone.
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