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Where all the hot wealthy girls go. The girls are rich, skinny, and smart. Everyone wishes they could go to Bryn Mawr. RPCS is their rival, but they can't even compare. Bryn Mawr girls know how to have fun. They go to parties every weekend. They will all go to a top 25% university, but unlike them NDP, Maryvale, SPSG, or RPCS would probably marry one from a top 25% because they cant get in and are all gold diggers. which doesnt make sense because the last time i checked guys from chc are not that. Girls from bryn mawr mostly date boys from Gilman or Boys Latin which are the top boys school in maryland with rich and smart people.
Hot Guy: Oh where do you go to school?
Maryvale Girl: Maryvale.
Hot Guy: Oh cool
Hot Guy: How about you?
Bryn Mawr Girl: Bryn Mawr
Loyola Guy: Want to go out?
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scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.
I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
scatastrophe by brentionary March 17, 2009

Soft Bottom 

A submissive bottom. Usually used as a term in the gay community.
Are you a power bottom or a soft bottom?

Shitty day 

One of these days where you start the morning accidentaly stepping excrement. While you clean your right shoe, you find out that its all over the left shoe too, and your sock. The smell won't go.
my day started really shitty too.. had to walk around with ppl asking all the time, did someone step on kaki?

-"This office smells funny.. check your sole man"
-"yes, its me.. seems like a shitty day..."
Shitty day by MishOr January 9, 2011

chaldeans 

I recently read Joyce Wiswell's piece entitled "Will - and should - Chaldeans and Assyrians unite?" and I firmly believe that the identity designation of "Chaldean" should not be used interchangeably with "Assyrian.”

Many Assyrians argue that the designation of the Chaldean name is religious, and not cultural. At first, when the Catholic Church gave the Assyrian Catholics the name “Chaldean” in 1553, we shared nearly identical traits in our culture with the other Assyrians. But we are currently living half a millennium after the fact. In those 500 years, Chaldeans have developed their own dialect, traditions, and ways. Our culture is directly correlated to our religion, Catholicism. This doesn’t mean that we cannot have a culture to supplement our strong religious values.

In Michigan alone, there are 120,000 Chaldeans. I would venture to guess that 80% refuse to denote themselves as Assyrians. There’s a reason for this choice; we are no longer the same people. Our parents didn’t just decide that we aren’t Assyrians out of thin air. We’ve acknowledged ourselves as Chaldeans for centuries, and we’ve embraced our culture. It’s ours, and we shouldn’t be willing to compromise it by assimilating into an Assyrian identity. In my 18th year as a Chaldean, I’ve been criticized for not calling myself Assyrian, which isn’t only an identity I don’t associate with, but also a name that will become the end to our culture.

Examine the consequences of Chaldeans accepting ancient relations and identifying themselves as Assyrians. Already, the forced assimilation has occurred in media. A prime example is of the recently martyred Father Ragheed Ganni of Iraq, who was mentioned as an Assyrian priest killed in an Assyrian Church, with no mention of his ties to the Chaldean Catholic Church. Our Chaldean villages, like Telkeppe and Alqosh, are designated as Assyrian villages on the user-edited Wikipedia, which millions of users use as a source of reliable information. Our name is being erased, and this systematic and carefully planned Assyrianization (as I call it), will prove to be the end of the Chaldeans. We'll be remembered historically as the Ancient Chaldeans, and that's if the history books of the future don’t decide to call us Catholic Assyrians.

Assyrianization is very similar to the Arabization process. The Arab name was forced on us in Iraq. We were forced to speak Arabic, and punished when we spoke our mother tongue. Indeed, history repeats itself, and this time, it’s more subtle. This approach is proving an end to our rich culture, just by simply identifying as an Assyrian. As I’ve already illustrated, there’s so much to a name; it is not just a name.

Hopefully, Assyrian groups will not insist an identity change from the Chaldeans. It is my hope that we can work together, without forcing an identity on anyone else, in order to help our suffering people of Iraq. We’re related to the Assyrians historically, but we’re no longer the same people. We’re simply Modern Assyrians and Modern Chaldeans. We’re different. And everyone should assess the consequences of this very important issue before a culture is erased.


-Hadeer
ashur (assyrians): i love assyria!

yousif (chaldeans): bro, assyria doesn't exist anymore
chaldeans by swedennnnnnnnn October 25, 2008

mini muffins 

Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.
Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful
mini muffins by Miklay March 7, 2004

BigChill 

When you get a really good high with your significant other or friends
Bruh I’m sooooooooooo BigChill right now
BigChill by PrincessLily96 April 23, 2021