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Stinkler 

1. Noun - A person who hasn't seen the sun in days and has a musty cloud that just follows them wherever they go.

2. Noun - Someone who refuses to believe they smell awful, despite everyone telling them otherwise
Mom: Honey, why don't you go play outside?
Ellie: No mom! I have to grind fortnite!
Mom: your such a Stinkler!
Stinkler by rainday March 14, 2022
America...a great nation currently on its back...America has had some troubled years sure, but still some how, they still are the world power? America may fall apart, but we always rebuild stronger than we were before. The way the economy is built makes it so it is SUPPOSED to go down, its just built to go up a little higher than it was before it fell. America is a great country that the English should be proud of, not hate because we no longer 'belong' to them.

Lets get into a little history here.
The English DID NOT and I repeat DID NOT give America its independence, Minute men fought long and hard. The English did not sacrifice all those boats, guns, ammo, gun powder and lives of their own loyal people, just to 'give' us our Independence. Still don't believe me? go to a actually dictionary for once and look up give/gave, believe me now? alrighty then lets move on.

The English...are A fine people...but They are not perfect...they Have problems of their own, even though they pretend they don't. In history England has brought up some of the finest Arts in the world, America has brought few. Wait...thats Not fair...America Isan't near as old as England, so why should they get glory for being older? Give America a few hundred years and we will show just as many arts as you dam well please.

In the little time we've had as a country we have brought up the most technology one country can make. England...Plays and paintings are beautiful, but our art is technology.

"Americans are selfish with their technology, we British shared our technology with the world!"

1.If we invent the tech...we would like to use it...if we gave everything away we would have nothing left.

2. We give eco tech to other countries
Example: Currently America is building reflective mirrors that increase the suns energy for solar panels...and giving it to Spain.

3. England did NOT 'give' tech to just anyone, they gave it to people they had power over, the people they could control what they did with it and how much of it they used.

"Without the British Americans would be living in caves"

wow really?...Ok...another history lesson.

American Revolution
Location: England/English colony

This particular colony came from the main land
This colony were loyalists, just the same as any chap in London.
These chaps didn't like their government
They wanted their own government
They became BRITISH rebels with English accent and all.
Fought against government
government fought back
government had no choice but to give up
Rebel ENGLISHMEN 'become' Americans.
Thus Americans and Englishman ARE THE SAME.

Americans don't hate British through old wounds, in fact the Americans tried to keep strong ties with the British, for the Grand Union flag is an example of the Americans trying to stay friends with their old country. They put the union jack in the corner with the 13 red and white stripes...english didn't want to keep ties, so we said screw it and flag developed from there.

Americans and Englishman should have no reason to fight anymore, THE FIGHTING IS OVER! HAS BEEN FOR CENTURIES!
We are the same...we have similar beliefs...we go about them pretty much the same...cause If you notice we fight the same wars. War in Iraq, war on substance abuse, yada yada. Can we please just be friends? lets remake our grand union flag together!
American revolution
America by Unsuperior April 28, 2009

shabbaranked

when somebody shanks you whilst you are singing a Shabba Rank song
you: Mr lova lova ooooo
Them: I'm guna Shabbaranked you right now!
shabbaranked by kkatty April 23, 2010

Red Pain & Purple Pain

I am writing this as a Turkish dude-I mean girl.. and I REALLY wanted this concept. At least today? I don't know maybe yesterday or 2 days ago. So, thanks for reading this concept of mine if you're going to! Anyways..

T H E P R O B L E M

You know, or maybe don't, Turkish differs the two types of pain; the pain when you hit your head and the pain when you uhhmmm.. I don't know, elemental power red?

NOW T H A T ' S THE EXACT PROBLEM! We don't have a way to describe the type of pain unless you speak Advanced Super Omega British English! Like I mean.. Actually. Sorry if I'm talking like I'm in Shark Tank or I act like the Language Simp guy.

T H E S O L U T I O N

Well like in Turkish, I made a pain differer separated by color-terms! (idk what u call it)

Here's the thing.

PURPLE Pain: The pain when you hit your head.
Why did I name it that way? I mean, you guess. You know why!

RED Pain: The pain when you... Uhm.. Yeah wait let me search up what it feels like in Google-
*...*
Ohh I get it, it's called uhmm... I mean described as sharp or burning. Well you're not burning obviously!
Why did I name it that way? Because when that type of pain happens, the pain-y spot is usually red.

Here's what it would be like in a situation:
Patient: "D-DOCTOR-SAN!!! I h-have a red pain on my arm!!!"
(The doctor understands it's a... red pain I guess-)

____

Patient: "Hey Ms. BlahBlah, I have a purple pain on my elbow I hit it really hard.."
(The doctor understands it's the pain when you hit your head.)

Yeah uhmm, that's it! I think this is a good way to seperate it as in Red Pain & Purple Pain. Thank you for reading and God bless you!! If you're atheist I'm sorry.

Guilt wank 

The feeling of guilt when you have finished masturbating over an ugly person.
Also applying to masturbation over ugly pornographic material (e.g. fat woman).
When you are feeling seriously horny and you think it is acceptable to choose a random person to masturbate over. Either whilst looking at one of their photographs or texting/ chatting to them online. Only to realize shortly after you've exploded that they are fuck ugly, and you've just made the biggest mistake of your life. You have fallen victim to a 'guilt wank'.
Guilt wank by tommy13 April 9, 2011

Donald Duck 

1. A Thicc Boi 2. A Psychopathic Axe Mass Murderer
Person 1: Have You Seen That Donald Duck?
Person 2: Are You Talking About A Thicc Boi Or The Psychotic Axe Mass Murderer?

Person 1: Naw I’m Talking Bout The Thicc Boi And Also What The Hell Are You On About
Donald Duck by ExpiredWispa February 17, 2020
(v) to exploit a technicality

(n) an instance of this
A giant with a reach-weapon is a jip. The giant jipped the players with a reach-weapon.
jip by abbr. January 24, 2010
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