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Tiddling My Moist Minge 

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.
A disease that i got which makes people go crazy about you and stay away from you because it "looks" contagious. If i touch someone they think they have it when it is really nothing. But what it actually is caused by is an inflammation of the epidermis. Also what makes it sucks is that its unbearably itchy.
Example 1:

Person 1: Ryan got a horrible case of eczema.

Person 2: I know. I wouldn't go near him, it looks contagious.

Example 2

Me: Hey Keenan what's up?

Keenan: Don't touch me!!!!!
Eczema by Assualt train 92 May 27, 2009

Unicorn Planet 

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.
Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.
Unicorn Planet by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Shiroi Heya No Futari 

An amazing one-volume manga about two girls who fall in love, Resine and Simone. One of the oldest yuri manga EVAR, made in 1971. The ending is tragic. ;-;
Shiroi Heya No Futari: An epic journey of the heart! <3

Cringe Rizz

Rizz, but its just either stupid, weird, or just straight up disgusting, or all three.
Kyle: "Are you V-bucks? Because I love you!"
Nancy: "Get the fuck out of my face you stupid little fucking fortnite kid!"

Kyle has Cringe Rizz
Cringe Rizz by pricelarva February 14, 2024

latin homework 

To do "latin homework" is to choke the chicken, flog the dolphin, etc etc masturbate. However, latin homework is completely acceptable to use in public or around unsuspecting friends, because who knows maybe you really are studying a dead language or just clearing the pipes.
Hey man, I'm gonna need about 15 minutes. I have some latin homework to take care of real quick.
latin homework by sandscript August 12, 2009
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