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skyperbate 

When one is skyping with another user and one or both members of the conversation are exploring their bodies sexually aka two people watching each other masterbate via video and getting off to it.
Dan chooses youporn when he wants to get off. Nora instead skyperbates when she wants to fling her bean.
skyperbate by Dora Cammy October 7, 2009
A place of which used to be highly cultured, perpendicular to the largest village in england, and of high standards. Since then is has fallen dramatically. However, apart from the chavs that consume Barwells footsteps on the High Street, there are some very nice people to meet there. Wouldn't go there for a holiday though.
James Strain: Lets go up top town for a fag
James mum: Be carefull, honey!
James: Yo I own Barwell innit

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More highly cultured people of Barwell: Fuckin chav .. our plan to kill him will be carried out one day..

Paternoed 

If you were unjustly dismissed, fucked or screwed from a job-you have been Paternoed. Obviously you were competent but still were fired because a higher up in your organization ignored the truth.
I used to teach at that school but I got Paternoed. I think it was cause I was smarter then my boss.
Paternoed by begold March 6, 2012

Cuzziana 

A cousin that's closer than a sibling, a forlyfer who you go to to trash talk your least favourite family members. Cuzziana is your bestie for life.
"Cuzziana you wont believe what happened at uncle's wedding!"

Cuzziana is also dangerous, they knows all your secrets, be careful which cousin you choose for this position.
Cuzziana by Kidcudiskid May 21, 2021

Shannon Odom 

As defined in the novel Baylor Ball, she consistently falls just behind the coolest kid(Ki), due to her issue of randomly bursting into laughter while being cross-eyed. Her sporadic, wriggling fingers also deserve kudos as well. Due to this unfortunate nature, she struggles dealing with the reputation of being the #2 coolest person in the world by her group of friends.

-The Fall of Shannon Odom- <Chapter 2>
It happened again. Never did she realize it would occur right now. Here. In the final dance-off between her ultimate rival, Ki.
Shannon Odom by 12bigreader February 26, 2009

Zyrus_tempest 

Basically a God, Pp status of confused when looking at rimuru tempest
This man was so confused he was more confused then Zyrus_Tempest
Zyrus_tempest by Zyrus_tempest February 18, 2021