Paternoed

Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'

Have you Paternoed yet today?

I Paternoed myself.

You smell like you Paternoed yourself.

by M.Kel. September 21, 2008

Paternoed

If you were unjustly dismissed, fucked or screwed from a job-you have been Paternoed. Obviously you were competent but still were fired because a higher up in your organization ignored the truth.

I used to teach at that school but I got Paternoed. I think it was cause I was smarter then my boss.

by begold March 6, 2012

Patented Julie Pull Through

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.

(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

by guysm1ley February 25, 2021

Patterned Mulywumpus

A mysterious creature that has been hunted for years. It commonly releases egg sacks and the liquids it releases while doing so and the wumpus itself, are used in many household products and foods. The plural is wompi.

I just read Wumpus Potter and the Chamber of Wompi.
Sally smells like a patterned mulywumpus.
I love to drink wumpus tea in the morning.

by Brad Ikemore June 1, 2016

Paterno Party

Wild, Gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, "snow-storms", designer clothing and expensive watches. Nearly always overseen by "Papa" Paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. Usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. Cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.

Experienced partygoer: Where are you going Saturday night?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?

by Rolexman121 June 14, 2013

Paterno

To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.

"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."

by Drboogie July 29, 2012

Paterno

A Paterno is unit of currency equal to 6 million US dollars. Paternos are typically paid in cases of covering up for child rape.

"The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston was forced to pay 14 Paternos to victims of child rape by priests in 2003."

"Penn State got fined 10 Paternos for turning a blind eye to child rape on their campus."

by Joe Paterno's family July 23, 2012