1. Barack Obama FTW
2. Barack Obama is
the man, better than Hillary
Clinton everyday.
3. Barack will own you every day of the week, every week of the month and every month of the year.
4. Barack is a bad MOFO
5. He has super powers (He can fly and he has laser eye beams.)
6. He can show Chuck Norris,
Bruce Lee, Hillary Clinton, Ron Paul, Chris Hansen and Al Roker a new meaning of pain.