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pity semi 

A half-hearted attempt at sexting someone back a picture of your somewhat erect penis. Can result from a lack of arousal, lack of enthusiasm for the recipient, or lack of girth and/or length in your own dick.
Person 1: *sends dick pic*
Person 2: *not really horny, sends semi erect dick pic*
Person 1: "Send me one that's hard."
Person2: "You're an asshole, that was a pity semi and that's all you're worth."
pity semi by enjoysacklunch October 31, 2014
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The state of being butt hurt. When you're mad as fuck but there's nothing you can do about it. Baitposting is sure to cause asspain.
London Police suffered maximum asspain after trying to track down William from Kensington for illegal hate speech on social media, reaching a dead end when they found out it was Dave from Atlanta.
Asspain by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
best female rapper out there, who shits on foxy and lil kim. well underrated, quite unknown to most people.
"jean grae iz dope"
"whos that?"
"hmmmm, just what i expected"
jean grae by Paul J December 20, 2003
a hoe,bitch,orfucker
you are such a gogofer
gogofer by wrcgj September 10, 2003

mobilicious 

Defines the broad range of flexibility of a mobile ticketing solution.
The Mobile Ticketing Solution was so mobilicious that consumers couldn't stop raving about it in New York City.

Yankophilic 

Chiefly British adjective used to describe something (or someone) that is American-loving, from the term "yank" meaning "American" and the Greek "philos" meaning "love".
It could be said that Tony Blair is yankophilic.
Yankophilic by Dangerouse September 8, 2007
a once highly popular band who went to shit when tom left.
person 1: BLINK-182 WENT TO SHIT WHEN TOM LEFT.
person 2: Agreed.
Blink-182 by harderdaddy48 April 14, 2020