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1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.

That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
clowncar by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007

Charity C 

When a teacher gives you a C just to keep you from failing
I barely passed chemistry. I added up my grades and it turns out I got a charity c.
Charity C by awmm January 21, 2020

Vagitamins 

Another word for prenatal vitamins.
My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.
Vagitamins by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

Awesomology 

The study of the science of being awesome. Often refers to Tom
I am awesome. I would know, I'm an expert in awesomology.
Awesomology by SirTomOfCanada September 15, 2010
A beautiful couple who loves to peck, love at first sight and forever soulmates
Orika is perfect
Orika by kuhvksjnvsdfb May 3, 2022
(noun) In casual play disc golf, a shot thrown by Molly that is not counted against the score and permitted to be thrown again. A portmanteau of "mulligan" and "Molly."
"My throw was terrible. Can I get a molligan?" said Molly.
molligan by molldoll_molls April 21, 2022
Calle is one great guy, that's for sure. He is handsome, smart and very cool. If Calle were a car, he would be a Rolls Royce. Calle has been described by some as the king of the world and the actual creator of the Earth. Wow, what a great guy
"Bro, you are such a Calle"
"Thanks man, but I can never be that cool"
Calle by fuckpeoplenotnamedcalle November 13, 2019
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