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Urban Dictionary

pingstain 

Pingstain is a tenacious cummy blemish on ones’ garment. Usually caused by orgasmic ejaculation of the male’s reproductive fluids after he reads an erotic text message or email pinged over the internet. His sperm exits the penal orifice propelled on a trajectory to inconveniently attach to the surface of said garment with an initial globular voluminous appearance. Subsequent exposure to decay and evaporation reduces the gift to a watery slime that infiltrates the interstices of the finely woven fabric to dry into a pertinacious pingstain blemish.
1. “Hillary was dismayed by the blemish on Bill’s shirttail.”

2. “Monica panicked when she donned her dress and realized she had failed to launder it.”

3. “Republicans were jubilant over the disclosure of the pingstain.”
pingstain by Max Sexton April 15, 2010

tight as a vise 

Phrase used to describe a girl's vagina when it is too tight or nesarly too tight for her partner's penis to penetrate. While it is common for a virgin to be as tight as a vise, many sexually active young women can be this tight for quite awhile, sometimes until they have a child or they have sex with a partner who has a large girth.
Amy had been having sex for seven years with her first lover but was tight as a vise when I met her because my penis was three or four times thicker than her previous lover. She could not get it in when she tried to mount me that first time, so I had to use some KY and had to push really hard. I couldn't believe it when she bled the first time we had sex because her hymen had never been completely torn. She remained tight as a vise until we had children.
tight as a vise by BRD May 4, 2005

Kinetic Energy 

Got this from google.....like completely.

energy that a body possesses by virtue of being in motion.
The speed of the race car going down the ramp was extreme because of the racers Kinetic energy.

Hunter West 

The thiccest boy in town, who also deserves the world.
Damn, you look like your tryin’ be treated like a hunter west out here
Hunter West by Don’t understand February 24, 2020

Anatidaepersona

A person who has a will to be submissive to ducks
Watch out! Hes a Anatidaepersona!
pocket pussy (often used to sexually excite men (most often lonely, horny, single men) if they are too much of a fag to not have some random chick (or girlfriend) to do it for them)
Damn dude, could you buy me a yam sometime? I'm horny as a motherfucker and my hand just ain't cuttin' it!
yam by timmy August 6, 2004

Danny Devito 

Person 1: Look at this picture of Danny Devito
Person 2: Cums
Danny Devito by QueenObama2 November 4, 2021
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