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store whore 

a girl that frequently visits your place of business and does not buy a damn thing and love's to bitch about something you don't care about.
Store whore is walking this way. You gotta talk to her this time, I can't stand listening to her complain about her lack of dickincider.
store whore by bedubyah August 28, 2007

Crypt Dick 

When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
Crypt Dick by Squishit June 29, 2018

Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
Jamaican Dick Fart by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019

why did the chicken cross the road? 

a question asked by annoying twats who think theyre funny
annoying twat: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont fucking know
Keerthi is the most gorgeous girl in the whole world but doesn't realize it. She underestimates herself while everyone around her sees her as a strong and independent woman. She is a great listener and has a unique sense of humor. She has the best hair that everyone wants. She can show up in pajamas and still look hot af. Overall, she is an amazing friend that anybody would be lucky to have. I guess you could say she's just livin her life :)
She is such a badass, I'm blown.

Yeah it's cause she's keerthi.

True.

Close Your Legs 

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.
Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
Close Your Legs by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009
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