Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Route 309 

Getting fucked by one cock doggy-style while sucking on another.

Comes from the position of the 3 and 9 on a clock.
Sandy loved to take Route 309 when Dave and Bill visited her.
Route 309 by Monkeypox69 October 21, 2009

Distributor 

Hot guy or girl who is bring his bros some hoes.
“Hey it’s Dan, he brought hoes
“Fuck yeah, he is the best distributor I’ve ever met”
Distributor by Hardboiledboi March 15, 2019
A way of

1. Ending awkward silence

2. Having Something to say when you don't know what to say

3. Having something to say when you get hit lmao
Me:*Stubbs toe*
Also me: OOOOOOOOF
Oof by LLAMA_IS_QUEEN April 3, 2019
Aching clitoral erection
Stephy had a A C E all night at the dance for Johnny
A C E by Sisstephi August 31, 2022

Pull A Rand 

To Pull A Rand is a series of randy events throughout the night. To officially Pull A Rand you must: 1. Pee in a public place. 2. Pee on someone's personal property. 3. Pee all over yourself.
Jimmy Pulled A Rand last night. He whipped his dick out in the bar and pissed. He also pissed himself and my couch. I wish I was drunk enough to Pull A Rand.
Pull A Rand by Jhizzzzy December 2, 2010

tacoflavoredkisses 

Someone who is annoying and wont STFU in the urban dictionary editor chatroom.


tacoflavoredkisses: Blah blah blah

BigSexy86: STFU

tacoflavoredkisses: ooh, you're putting me on urban dictionary?

BigSexy86: Epic fail Taco...
tacoflavoredkisses by BigSexy86 February 1, 2009
Next