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Waylon is super funny and is always in a happy mood. Although he cares a lot abt what ppl think of him it never seems to bring him down. He’s super cute and takes really good care of his skin. He’s really loving and is comforting, and I’m happy to have him in my life.
Peter: Sup Waylon
Waylon: wsg nigga
Waylon by Mikobootybuttcheeko January 20, 2023

Spontoon 

Alot of, especially when talking about murlocs.
OMFG theres a spontoon of people
Spontoon by Splitter March 19, 2005

edgekeeping

When you've edged someone by not giving them something or not doing something for them, and then eventually you gatekeep it from them.
"Hey, you kept edging our high-five, can I we do it now?"
"No, I'm gatekeeping it now."
"You fucking edgekeeper!"
I love edgekeeping, I will edge my friends and then gatekeep the result.
edgekeeping by Edgekeeper November 27, 2023

Musclefuck 

Meaning to use excessive/dangerous force in getting a job done. Usually used when too lazy to do the job right.
Instead of going to find the right size screw, Johnny just musclefucked in the one he had.
Musclefuck by Xiuxiu Chen February 1, 2005

Straighte 

Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.
I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.

Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...
Straighte by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024
The hour, usually one hour before the closing time of any club, where somehow, for some reason, a man is no longer able to score women anymore. This is usually caused by one or more of the following factors:

1) The man is too drunk
2) All women are already taken by other men prior to dead hour.
3) It has become too obvious that the man`s sole purpose is directed to scoring the last women that are still available.
There was no point in trying anymore, dead hour had already started ten minutes ago.

Daniel knew he was too late: by the time he wanted to approach her, dead hour had already started.
Dead hour by Brian111111 July 1, 2012

John Collins

A John Collins is a Tom Collins except with whiskey instead of gin.

Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:

1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.
-Hey, can I get a John Collins?
-What would you like in that? Jack? Crown?
John Collins by Sid Barrett January 9, 2010