The ruler and creator of all relbjralud and relbjralood and BEJrovbootys and GanBJrastas and GanBJrastErs DouBJrags and BEJroogurs of the universe's.By lbj as in lonnie benningfieldjr.

A term for blow job often times used in Pittsburgh when referring to gay men

A Matt comes with incredible eyes and A1 graded kissing lips complete with lip ring. A Matt spends all his time and money in a frenzied state of euphoria on his throne using sticks to perform buzz rolls on round cylinders of various sizes while smashing tin plates at the same time to get his groove on. A Matt will bring you vegetarian food when neccessary or be the designated driver if needed. A Matt is a friend of the highest caliber. You will usually see a Matt with groupies hanging all over him which he considers nazzty. Matts reside in a state of oblivion with no clue about anything that goes on around them except the sight and sound of drum sets and drum music. A Matt has an uncanny abilty to make you laugh hysterically and to talk for hours about his random ahmazing interests and experiences. A Matt is a perfect combo of single stroke rolls, ruffs, and paradiddles. A Matt is a masterful combination of good looks, humor and sexiness all packed into a babyface giant package of superb drum skills.

Verb.

1.) To completely and ineffably prove yourself to be of substandard intelligence.

2.) To wound someone while cuddling with them.

bad asss grandma who has grandchildren that couldn’t pronounce gammie and instead called her geeya

The boondocks of Japan.