swimm
swimm by andrew and karnell May 14, 2008
Urban Dictionary
La Dee Dah
Used to express "what you are doing at the moment" - can be a state of mind- doing everything but what you should be doing, procrastination.
She was expected at the church bizzare to help set up tabels, but instead,she did the "la dee dah" ; she rearrangend the knick knacks on her dresser, cleaned the mirror in the bathroom, checked e-mail, and moved a table lamp from one side of the table to another....
La Dee Dah by tlester May 1, 2009
Shadow Pincher
Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!
Shadow Pincher by murmursho June 1, 2015
sexting
sexting for example:
boy: i wanna fuck u so bad
girl:how?
boy: first we would make out for 30 min
girl: then i would rub my boobs on ur back up and down
boy: then i would take ur pants off and ur undies(hopefully a thong)
girl:i would take ur pants off too andthen stroke ur big ass dick
boy: then i would stick my dick up ur ass then in ur mouth
girl:and i would lick it and u could cum in my mouth
boy: then i would take it out and start fucking u.
girl:i would moan and groan and have an orgasm
boy:while thts happening, i would grab and squeeze ur big boobs and ass.
girl:i wouldthen,while my orgasm is on,kiss u more
boy: then i would after we r done fucking each other,make u lick my dick and suck it more while i finger ur vagina and attempt to stick my hand up it to get u to hav an orgie in my hand.
girl: oooo i would enjoy tht!
boy: i would fuck u a little more and it would be awesome. we could do it everynight too. wen do we start?
girl: i can get a hotel booked for tonight at 12
boy: awesome meet u there cnt wait.
boy: i wanna fuck u so bad
girl:how?
boy: first we would make out for 30 min
girl: then i would rub my boobs on ur back up and down
boy: then i would take ur pants off and ur undies(hopefully a thong)
girl:i would take ur pants off too andthen stroke ur big ass dick
boy: then i would stick my dick up ur ass then in ur mouth
girl:and i would lick it and u could cum in my mouth
boy: then i would take it out and start fucking u.
girl:i would moan and groan and have an orgasm
boy:while thts happening, i would grab and squeeze ur big boobs and ass.
girl:i wouldthen,while my orgasm is on,kiss u more
boy: then i would after we r done fucking each other,make u lick my dick and suck it more while i finger ur vagina and attempt to stick my hand up it to get u to hav an orgie in my hand.
girl: oooo i would enjoy tht!
boy: i would fuck u a little more and it would be awesome. we could do it everynight too. wen do we start?
girl: i can get a hotel booked for tonight at 12
boy: awesome meet u there cnt wait.
sexting by michelle tonako April 14, 2010
Sir Realist
Sir Realist by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
Tom Brady
An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
Tom Brady by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019