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No Wipe 2021 

The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
Person 1: “bro why do you smell like shit?”

Person 2: “sorry bro, it’s no wipe 2021.”

amoung us 

amoung us is now the most addicting game ever. (i play also.)
sentence that says amoung us in it. there i did it.
amoung us by nolifejim November 23, 2020

ditch bottle

Something empty, dirty, and filled up by whatever happens to be rolling on through town.
When she got up, she sucked down all the beer out of my friends' fridge, emptied all the change out of my pockets, and then got railed by the cab driver that next morning on the way home. What a ditch bottle.
ditch bottle by sarcan August 20, 2010
Pronounced: Sam-Bell, Sambell is the name of the mythical creature and global anomaly responsible for the disappearance of socks, typically, half a pair at a time. Sambell is a sub-deamon meaning that although he is a manifestation of negative energy (why he steals), he is rather harmless.

AKA: Sock Thief Ghost, The Sock Bandit, Stocking Stocker, the Sock Monster, Lint Goblin, etc.

Side Note: If you think about it, everyone has lost at least 1 pair of socks. Now lets do some math. If 8 billion people all have lost a pair of socks, shouldn't the streets be filled with nearly 8 billion socks, that's nearly 400,000,000lbs of socks that go missing...wtf?!
That damn Sambell stole my sock again!
Sambell by SpiritualLeader November 6, 2018

Lake Zurich High School 

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard
Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
a cool boy :)
also best adc player on euw
Nice

i am actually Rekkitz :)
Rekkitz by Rekkitz September 20, 2018
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