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The greatest Empire of all time, created by Osman Gazi, the empire lasted 800 years and managed to conquer across 3 continents, it is called Ottoman in English and Osmanli in Turkish, which is the language of the Empire, Ottoman Turkish
Have you heard of the Osmanli Empire?
Yes ofc they were so brave.
Osmanli by anonymous January 13, 2022
mollie is an amazing person who cares about everyone and would do anything for her bestfriend! she’s super pretty and has a big heart. mollie is the kind of person that you want to hang on to because you’ll never find someone so great! she’s so great you boyfriend may fall in love with her, but you can’t blame him because she’s so great. she’s very athletic and strong. she’s always there for you through thick and thin. you may hurt her feelings but if she thinks your a true friend she’ll forgive you. mollie is very competitive but had such great sportsmanship! overall don’t let go of mollie and keep her for ever!
mollie is an amazing person
Mollie by yeeeyeeeee August 12, 2019
The act of sucking on toes
Man I love to do 6801 with my girlfriend

Skateboarding 

An extreme sport that not any pansy can do as some fuck head said a few pages back, a sport that anyone can do however, is bmxing, remember, as a 7 year old your mother would ask you to ride your bmx down to shop to pick up some milk? Every fucking person in the world can ride a stupid bike, compare that to the amount of people who can even stand on a skateboard, let alone ollie up a kurb, LET ALONE KICKFLIP TAILSLIDE!

Any one can launch off a lump of dirt on a bike, cause the bike does all the work, but just ollieing on a skateboard is some pretty complicated physics shit that like less than 10% of the world can do.

Skateboarding is not a free ticket to being a cool rebel with chicks on both sides, it's only the best sport, artform or whatever you wanna call it, in the world.

And not all skaters are punks, most punks that I've seen just use a skateboard for transport but there are some awesome punk skaters out there. The majority of real skaters just dress casual or even gangster. I would never wear tight jeans cause loose clothing is so comfortable, but thats me.

Wow I really wanna go skating now, better wrap this up,

Skate for life!
Skateboarding:

Skater: "Im skating on a previously broken ankle, about to head up to buy a new deck, hopefully my pay came through."

BMXer: "My grazed knee is rubbing against my jeans, I'm gonna sit down for a while, My mum bought me this bike but shes not gonna buy me a new one if this one breaks so it better last."
Skateboarding by Skater G-Hi January 8, 2009

why are you here 

WHY ARE YOU HERE
why do you browsing this
why
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get out, why are you here?
why are you here by phsads March 21, 2020
The act of taking a shit on the person while recieving a blowjob.

Comparable to a Blumpkin, but this act involves the poo to go on the person rather than the toilet.
It is a Human blumpkin.... hence, Humpkin

Only people who are disgusting do this lol... It a bit off from a Cleveland Steam Roller
Girl 1: I dont know what to get my bf for his birthday.
Girl 2: Just give him a blumpkin this year.
Girl 1: I did that last year, I need to up it
Girl 2: Give him a humpkin
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: Give him a blowjob and instead of him pooing in the toilet he'll poo on you.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
Humpkin by Brakim Mahaa December 16, 2010

Geothermal storage system 

An example of an e-commerce website building platform.

It helps to create a larger flow of net profit and reduce cash outflows by informing user what is best to purchase or invest more into. Helps break down profit margins and increase productivity.
Man: “If you want to grow and expand your business, you gotta use a geothermal storage system! My business grew in only a matter of weeks!”

Man 2: “No way bro, I gotta get this downloaded now!”
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