bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level.

"I’m not bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.” - Charlie Sheen

Person A - "Damn brah your baseball team sucks, we're going to lose the final"

Person B- "No, their losing, I'm bi-winning, it's my fault I need to pull all their weight"

bi-winning by Scott226 March 25, 2011

Fearne Cotton

A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:

A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.

She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!

O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!

Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"

Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"

Fearne Cotton by Kalley January 2, 2005

Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.

Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.

Dead Man’s Bridge by Javi R April 13, 2023

smoked

being better then someone in video games

"I smoked Samir 19-0 in Rocket League!"

smoked by v1be September 28, 2022

Jartavaquious

A male, usually built like a corn on the cob. Smells like doritos and only drinks mountain dew infused coochie juice.

Oh wow, that guy is such a Jartavaquious

Jartavaquious by _CASCI November 11, 2018

Lickety

1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine

2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy

"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."

"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."

"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"

*****

"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."

"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"

"Bye-bye!"

Lickety by Va-va-voom October 10, 2008

Bibitiwee

A person who is cute and tiny and often speaks baby-language ie. Gibberish. They are naive and light humored.
Adorable yet blissfully ignorant.

She is such a bibitiwee!
That bibitiwee gets on my nerves, I don't know what he is saying!

Bibitiwee by ☆♡ June 8, 2020

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