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Owen J. Roberts 

A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:

The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.

The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....

The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses

The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.

The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
Owen J. Roberts by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019
slang for “shut your blahblahbing vagina”
the new way to say STFU
Person 1: “earth flat, wage gap exists, women are stronger and happier than men”
Person 2: “SYBV bitch”
SYBV by The_Father_of_Hoes December 21, 2019

November 18 

Hug your boy best friend day!
if your a girl hug your boy best friend
if your a boy hug your girl best friend
You *hugs your boy best friend/Girl best friend *
someone "what was that for?"
you its November 18th Dumbitch
November 18 by peweybitchsara November 18, 2019
He is a brown haired and eyed boy. His friends think he's weird in a good way. He can be overwhelming with his anime addiction sometimes but you get used to it. He pushes away new people and will almost never start a conversation. With friends though he is very loose and sometimes accidentally says the wrong thin at the wrong time. He likes the Soul eater and death parade but he can be bright. He acts like an idiot and sometimes gives people the wrong idea. He has a very high voice and screams like a girl. He is more comfortable around girls than guys. Though he acts like an idiot he happens to he very smart. He is very emotional and gets upset easily.
Joseph is a great friend
Joseph by JoeyTheWolf123 December 11, 2017

corkbomb 

When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.
I shouldn't have drunk all of that suspicious looking camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.
corkbomb by A__DAWG July 7, 2010

Cassandra 

A manipulative gaslighter, often with reddish-brown hair and a fair physique, known to diddle children and then lie about being asexual; completely untrustworthy yet shockingly alluring, the ultimate honey trap
Person A: my girlfriend keeps playing me like a fiddle, my therapist says it’s not healthy
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
Cassandra by QuinnTarot January 31, 2024

P'ing the B's 

P'ing the B's aka powdering the balls. One should always use baby powder when p'ing the b's. P'ing the B's is the greatest way to relieve sweaty ballsack syndrome which can cause itchiness or potential ball stickage to legs, and keeps your ballsack smelling fresh all day.

There are two exact methods behind P'ing the B's. Once the powder is acquired, one must make sure that one's balls are completely dry. The first method, the shake and pour, is performed by simply pouring desired amount of powder into the groin area and shaking in order to remove excess. The shake and pour method does not require wash after use, but is mostly for amateurs. The more advanced method is called the Arnold PALM-er, or the palm method for short. In order to perform the palm method, one must pour desired amount of powder into palm of hand and pat the powder directly on the ballsack. The palm method is only for avid P'ing the B's users as it eliminates excess powder fallout but does require post P'ing the B's handwash.

P'ing the B's should be a part of any guy's daily routine. The most prime times to P the B's are after a shower, before going out, before bed, and always. Avoid sweaty balls and P the B's daily my friends.
Tyler: Yo dudes have you guys seen my Johnson & Johnson, its hot as hell out and my balls have been stuck to my leg all day.
Colin: Yeah sorry dude it's in my room. It was Luke's first time and I was instructing him on how to properly P the B's using the Arnold PALM-er method.
Luke: I owe you my life for introducing me to P'ing the B's, my balls feel great.
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