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if your black; kool aid OWNS you,your life,your house,your body,your mind.

(:
*friday at a black family's house- THE JONES!*

LEDRON: mommy. we ghetting dhat friiie' chicken up in dizz bish??!

LEDRONNA: YEEAH U HURD IT BABEHZ!! WE FRYING IT ALL UP!!!

MOW'NIK: WHE GOTZ DEM KOOL AIDZZ?

LAQUANDA: WE BETTA LIKE FOSHO. YA HUR ME BISHH.

LEDRONNA: OH YEAHH' BABY GURLL!

LAQUISHA: i want the nice mheet from dha chicken momma.

BOWNQUISHRIA: FRI CHICKEN BABYY!

SHONTYRIANIKWIA: WHENZ DHAT CHIKEN READII!! MY KOOLAIDZ ALMOST DON UP IN DIZ!

BOWNQUISHRIA: DONT WORRY MOMMAZ BUYIN US MO'!

DAH'RELL: I BROUGHT MORE FRI CHICKEN BABY!!! NOW GIVE ME A LAPDANCE LEDRONNNA!

OH YEAH

SHONTYRIANIKWIA: YAYH!!

*did not start this*
kool aid by surfingchicKx3 June 7, 2009

caligosto 

Caligosto is a really beautiful name for a perfect boy. As an adult Caligosto could be a sailor and/or a dentist. If you're an army man, Caligosto is made for you. Very gay isn't it? Especially if you two have a thing for brains. He's the perfect guy! No one is better than him. Go and find your Caligosto as soon as possible. You won't regret it. He's the guy you need.
"Oh Caligosto! You make me the happiest army man in the world."
caligosto by caligosto February 26, 2019
He turned himself into a pickle. And called himself Pickle Rick
"I turned myself into a pickle Morty. I'm Pickle Rick" -Rick

baby penis 

An oversized clitoris that resembles the penis of an infant.
Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"

Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
baby penis by tr2 + br2 September 29, 2008

clam bake 

1. Sitting on someones's face with their nose and other organs nestled within your ass crack and proceeding to bust ass.
Sister passed out early from drinking so brother dropped his drawers and sat on her face and gave her a clam baked.
1. victory cry after wining to make opponent feel awkward.

2. Make someone feel low or shallow.
Shaboya ! ! !
Shaboya by P. Milla November 29, 2003
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